How To Talk Dirty
An increasing number of couples now enjoy sex talk as part of their daily flirting and love making. Phone sex chat proves this is a rather common desire amongst men and many people are feeling more comfortable with dirty talk.
If you’re in a relationship in which you share a lot in common, you love each other sexually, physically and mentally. Then you’re most likely compatible both in the bedroom and out. However, many couples become unstuck when it comes to one particular thing.
A small thing, a couple of words really: she asks you to talk filthy. You so badly want to be able to do it for her but whenever she asks for it, you totally freeze with all the thoughts of not being able to come out with a thing to say. Don’t panic if you find yourself in this situation.
Just remember that talking dirty doesn’t necessarily have to be dirty. Sure enough, there are lots of nasty things that you can say using more sexual and sensual phrasing without using too offensive words. While it’s true you should throw in a beautifully placed ‘cock’ or ‘cunt’ or ‘tits’ occasionally, women tend to like body parts as well as the naughty words associated with them.
If you feel you’re unable to say it with too straight a face, try whispering it breathlessly in her ear. Use a low, horny voice as you say it. Alternatively, you could listen to an adult chat line to pick up some good tips.
Stuff that sounds ridiculous or uncomfortable the very first time you say it will seem perfectly normal by the 20th repetition. You could also try role play, taking on a specific role, say, doctor to help create the mood. Let her know what you’re going to do to her and while pleasing her, describe all your actions and more importantly how they’re arousing you and her.
Try saying something like, “Running my tongue along your sexy thigh gets me so hot and makes me want to lick your pussy.” Women absolutely love to hear how much you are excited and aroused by them. The bottom line is to make yourself and her as comfortable as possible and things will just take off before you even know it!
Tips For Phone Sex Callers
A couple of quick tips for phone sex callers. Whether you’re a first timer or an experienced repeat caller, there’s a thing or two you might have yet to discover about calling phone sex numbers:
- Be a wise caller. Use your head and check out in advance those Internet and magazine ads for a line which appeals to you and appears to be within your budget. Don’t wait until all the blood is diverted from your brain to that more insistent area of your body before you look for an adult chat line to try. It’s the same as “don’t go food shopping when you’re starving”.
- Time is money. If your budget is tight, postpone the call until you’re well aroused. At times getting a head start is smart management. Also consider timing your call, so billable minutes are kept under control.
- Start small but be picky. Try and spend only 2-3 minutes with a fantasy operator to begin with. That’s enough time to get an initial feel for her interest, talent and of course your mutual chemistry. If it fails to leave you wishing you had more time, give another line a go next time. Shop around until you find somebody that really turns you on. Ask what her schedule is and note it down for future use.
- Have an idea. The worst nightmare for a phone sex operator is the caller who can’t think of a thing he fancies doing and refuses each and every single one of her suggestions. This is annoying for both parties and to make things worse you’ve effectively set her up for failure and she probably knows it already too.
- Pay your bills. You reckon ‘blue balls’ are bad? Well, just wait until you get absolutely black-balled by the phone sex industry. Callers failing to pay have caused so much financial grief that some phone sex providers have become a lot more aggressive in tracing troubled customers. Also, remember that it is possible for that hot fantasy operator of yours to have her pay reduced thanks to your failure to pay.
- Fantasy and reality are not the same. Recognise that you’re effectively buying an illusion. Don’t pressurise the operator into meeting you, giving you life guidance or having your baby. Repeat clients may rightly be granted a couple of special privileges but you should still bear in mind that this is more of a business relationship, not a personal one.
In summary, the phone sexerience should not produce guilt, addiction, financial ruin, social isolation or excessive nose hair. It’s clean, quick, no-obligation, safe and totally controlled by the caller. In your heart, you know whether or not it is appropriate for you. When you’re ready to treat yourself to such a joyous excursion of the dirty mind, pick the phone up and start dialling!
Prepaid Phone Sex Cards
It’s pretty much like a prepaid long distance telephone car, but this one is for phone sex. The idea is brilliant: no credit card must and, yeah, no privacy fuss.
Prepaid privacy
Prepaid calling cards for mobile phones are already popular in most parts of the world. They cater to those budget-conscious and the flexible lot alike. Another great value these cool cards have to offer is total anonymity. For those of you wishing to guard your privacy, prepaid cards are the best alternative to good old cash, in particular with other phone sex services, where payment methods of the day usually mean you have to disclose personal information.
So, why not introduce the prepaid card model to the private world of phone sex? After all most consumers would prefer to anonymously transact with phone sex services. A couple of firms, thankfully, have now introduced prepaid phone sex cards across Europe and parts of the UK in fine adult speciality as we speak.
Opportunities for Sellers
Perfect for any type of wholesaler or retailer who fancies making an extra few quid in this niche market. Another great use for prepaid adult chat cards can be found among the many people who simply ain’t got no credit car to use but who still fancy safe sex over the phone.
The ever growing population and widespread awareness of safe sex means that there’s a considerable market out there. Now some of you may ask how can it be possible to conduct completely anonymous transactions when sunglasses and a jacket won’t suffice? Well, there are two solutions:
1. Admit defeat and divulge your CC stats with a phone sex company or call one of their premium numbers. There is nothing wrong with this, though some might not be too comfortable with the charge on their phone bill or credit card.
2. Buy a prepaid phone sex card at fine adult speciality, off-licence and even local shops near you. As with normal prepaid phone cards, buyers can purchase prepaid sex phone cards with good old anonymous cash and then use the pin provided to call via a toll free number. £10 provide about 7-10 minutes of prepaid voyeurism or 1-2-1 phone sex.
On top of that, you may also buy additional cards for your own use and even as gifts for your sex phone loving mates!
My Phone Sex Story
I know what you might be thinking: this man is a complete loser who sits on his bum all day, as her wanks all over the phone out of sexual desperation because there ain’t no other way he can get laid.
Let me tell you something. I’m in my twenties, has well-paid job, frequently travel for pleasure and I’ve gone out with many stunning girls my mates wanted to shag but didn’t like as people. When the lust started to wear off, my opinion of my mates went up and my relationships went down.
After the last break-up, I resorted to what most guys do when they fancy gettig laid: I hit the bars. If there’s one thing most women don’t know about us men, it’s the fact that sex is a need, an itch we have to deal with after the cold showers don’t have an effect any longer. When we visit a bar, we’re looking to scratch the itch. Girls always have the hope of a serious relationship when stumbling home with us after that last call. We hardly think about such distractions.
I spent a couple of months waking up with a nasty hangover and ending up with either a girl of dubious character or a complete stranger trying to be fussy homemaker in my place. Several times they were emotionally needy when I wanted to rid myself of the burden of a relationship.
I honestly felt guilty hurting some of these girls like these. I just wanted to be able to pick up the phone witout screening it for awful weeping and horrible accusations.
I’m now a regular phone sex user and until I find somebody I both lust after and like as a girl, phone sex is an honourable, honest alternative. It also massively cuts my way down on STI’s and those “darling, I’m late” calls however good the intentions.
As far as the cost goes, I’ve pretty much made up for it by not hitting the bars, not any longer paying for suspicious abortions I honestly didn’t want to know I might be taken for and giving presents only when I feel like doing. Not because I am buying off another early morning mistake who ended up in my bed in the morning.
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How To Have Phone Sex – The Basics
Phone sex is a great way to make a sexual connection when you and your partner are apart. While the thought of it could leave you somewhat speechless, tantalising chat ain’t as tricky as you may think. All you need is some erotic imagination. Try and share your steamy desires, describe in detail your favourite sexual fantasy or tell her step by step what you wish you were doing to her.
Aural sex ain’t all talk and no action. Try and up the erotic ante by masturbating simultaneously. Tell each other precisely what you are doing and how it’s feeling, and she’ll sure go nuts. Giving good phone is so much easier and of course more fun, if you get yourself into a lusty mood before calling her. Lie back a bit and envision a hot bedroom scenario with your bitch. Start stroking your cock and when your pulse starts pounding, give her a ring. 
For those of you first-timers, it’s not unusual to be a bit tongue-tied. But don’t feel pressurised to say too explicit things. Just try and chat to her as you normally would and gradually ease into a bit more intimate session by saying something like ‘I wish you were lying right next to me.’ Or you could try and lift her libido by reminding her of a memorably hot shag session you’ve had together. You’re guaranteed to get her going
If you don’t feel comfortable starting a kinky conversation, then tell her to take the lead. Close your eyes and focus on every single wanton word. As you touch your cock, fantasise that you are feeling her tantalising nipples caressing your balls. If at first you feel a bit shy, why not moan or sigh while she narrates a naughty story. As your encounter heightens, you may be surprised at all those frisky things popping out of your mouth!
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