Medical Fetish
When did you last have a medical? How thorough was the check-up? Do you wish you could have been examined further? Yes, you’re right medical professionals can and do often go the extra mile to meet or even exceed patient expectations. Find out how!
Sorry girl but your anus needs enlarging!
Hmmm, yours is alright although it doesn’t smell too pleasant 
Congratulations, you’ve got a healthy arsehole!
Please doctor, please go a bit deeper 
I reckon your anus is perfect for anal sex 
Don’t moan, it’s just a bloody jab!
This is what you should do when dealing with a smelly vagina
Thanks for shaving but you needn’t have to!
Your vagina is healthy and perfect for an orgy
Hmmm, your breasts are fine but they just need more regular sucking 
Firm, perky breasts – what all male gynaecologists long for!
Nice, firm tits – you’re in the clear!
Easy, easy, the doctor’s coming in a bit …
Your anal temperature is normal … for now
A good example of clean and healthy pussy!
Not too sure what they’re doing here!
Now I regret not going to medical school
I didn’t know Red Cross hire bloody stunning staff!
Great nipples but they’re a bit too dry …
The rectal thermometer doesn’t work, no worries, I’ve got a better, bigger one 
Your heart rate is ok though I want to get it a bit faster …
Mature vagina …. awesome!
Your heart rate is normal, and your breasts absolutely fine
This is what a thorough check-up is like
Even more thorough this one!
Where’s the doctor? Where’s the doctor? He’s wanking himself off in the background!
No, that’s nothing compared to what your boyfriend does every day!
Taking vaginal fluid specimen …
Lovely tits, bloody wicked
Hang in there, it’ll soon be over
OK you’re a good girl I can’t afford to hurt you
Hmm, that looks like a healthy pair of buttocks!
And this just confirms that
Sorry that I’ll have to run my index all the way down but I’ll be quick!
That lovely arse of yours adds to your normal body weight
Firm, handful breasts – perfect for girls your age.
Your tits are fine, though they just need a little bit more sucking!
I think this is what they call ‘anally healthy’
Your heart rate is sky-rocketing. What’s going on?
I think you forgot to wash your man’s cum stain off your vagina!
Your anal temperature is unusually high!
For sure, this will need enlarging by the doctor
Don’t worry I’m not going to hurt you
OK that diarrhoea can be sorted out!
Come on that’s nothing compared to what you’ve got to endure every night!
I think your anus might be just too hot for this thermometer.
This is lovely, I like it!
This is what every male gynaecologist dreams of
Another patient with a rather high temperature!
This is what is known as ‘thorough examination’
Erotic (Domination) – A Girl’s Tale
Chat, email, text and phone calls are all fun but there is absolutely no substitute for the real thing. It’s been ages since we last met. I reckon we have both been a bit excited to do this thing once again.
This time around, there’s no need to meet for a drink. Just get to my place. I text you the room number and pour myself a full glass of red wine. Lay on the bed and just wait. When you arrive, you throw you coat on the couch, kick your shoes off and jump on top of me. No need to say a thing. The hunger is still there so is the passion.
Kiss me now. I can really feel you’re rock hard in your trousers. Clothes start to come off and we’re both naked in record time. We just want to enjoy this. I quickly prop myself up on the white pillow right behind me. I grab that same glass of red wine and have a sip before pouring just a little near my belly button and letting it run down my thigh. You waste no time in licking it up and diving in.
So bloody well wet. I’m already half way there. You forcefully take my wet clit in your mouth, pulling on my piercing very gently. Tug it a little. Suck it a bit harder. Your tongue vigorously pushes between my lips. Ah, yes, rigt there. Now even better and wetter. You lick right from my pussy back up my hot clit before sucking on it again and again. Yeah baby, just suck on my piercing. Do whatever you want with your mouth. You suck your fingers and force them inside me. Oh fuck me now John, God that feels fantastic.
I want you inside me right here and right now. I want to feel your creamy cum inside of me. Ohh bone me. But I can feel there is something you want even more. Something you didn’t have last time. This time around I am ready. I can wait to fuck you and have you fully inside me. I just want you to watch me squirt and cum all over the bed. I will let you watch me orgasm like never before. I grab my dwindling wine and have another small sip. Sit back and watch the master do his magic.
You come up for some air and of course I let you taste my wine. Hmmmm red wines tastes awesome mixed with my fresh juices. You’re still working 2 fingers inside of me, pushing them up hard trying to locate that magic spot. Your other hand is down there and one of the fingers is pushed in my arse. OMG, that feels so bloody good please fuck me. Why don’t you just lift me and slowly guide your rock hard cock into my arse. Still having two fingers exploring my pussy, just slowly rocking me. You spit and it falls on my clit before I reach down to rub it in. Hmmmm, that is bloody sexy. You’re simply driving me nuts.
For sure I just rub a bit harder and a bit faster. You force your cock in all the way. And fingers in all the way. Oh man, I’m going to cum. You remove your cock and go back down between my tired legs. Take your two fingers out and start sucking on my clit. Press your hot tongue against my juicy pussy and lick. Yes, lick it and suck on my clit.
Gosh, stick your cock in me quick. Right now. Now Now. My god, here it comes .. oohh fucccck me hard. Your face pleasantly lights up. I can feel that warm wet liquid, it’s quite a load and it’s all over. It’s so wet, messy and so warm. And no, don’t take it out just yet. Not for the next couple of minutes, just stay there.
Oh darling, fuck me I’m now going to cum. You start to thrust me. I can’t even move. My whole body is just shuddering to a near halt. Oh god I really can’t move, this feels so so good. FUCK YES …..
Tips For Phone Sex Callers
A couple of quick tips for phone sex callers. Whether you’re a first timer or an experienced repeat caller, there’s a thing or two you might have yet to discover about calling phone sex numbers:
- Be a wise caller. Use your head and check out in advance those Internet and magazine ads for a line which appeals to you and appears to be within your budget. Don’t wait until all the blood is diverted from your brain to that more insistent area of your body before you look for an adult chat line to try. It’s the same as “don’t go food shopping when you’re starving”.
- Time is money. If your budget is tight, postpone the call until you’re well aroused. At times getting a head start is smart management. Also consider timing your call, so billable minutes are kept under control.
- Start small but be picky. Try and spend only 2-3 minutes with a fantasy operator to begin with. That’s enough time to get an initial feel for her interest, talent and of course your mutual chemistry. If it fails to leave you wishing you had more time, give another line a go next time. Shop around until you find somebody that really turns you on. Ask what her schedule is and note it down for future use.
- Have an idea. The worst nightmare for a phone sex operator is the caller who can’t think of a thing he fancies doing and refuses each and every single one of her suggestions. This is annoying for both parties and to make things worse you’ve effectively set her up for failure and she probably knows it already too.
- Pay your bills. You reckon ‘blue balls’ are bad? Well, just wait until you get absolutely black-balled by the phone sex industry. Callers failing to pay have caused so much financial grief that some phone sex providers have become a lot more aggressive in tracing troubled customers. Also, remember that it is possible for that hot fantasy operator of yours to have her pay reduced thanks to your failure to pay.
- Fantasy and reality are not the same. Recognise that you’re effectively buying an illusion. Don’t pressurise the operator into meeting you, giving you life guidance or having your baby. Repeat clients may rightly be granted a couple of special privileges but you should still bear in mind that this is more of a business relationship, not a personal one.
In summary, the phone sexerience should not produce guilt, addiction, financial ruin, social isolation or excessive nose hair. It’s clean, quick, no-obligation, safe and totally controlled by the caller. In your heart, you know whether or not it is appropriate for you. When you’re ready to treat yourself to such a joyous excursion of the dirty mind, pick the phone up and start dialling!
Teen Sex – My Sexy Teacher
I was sat there not thinking nothing about the assignment due in lesson today but instead just looking at my English teacher. She was quite tall about 6″ and slim good shape for her age, probably in her 30s or so. She had lovely short hair down to her shoulders, and a nice D-cup bust.
She had without much doubt the most beautiful smile and wore loads of tight dresses that revealed her arse a lot. Of course, I had the pleasure of being sat right up front so I was extremely distracted all the time.
A little about myself though, well not gonna lie, I was then 17 and had only a four pack, dyed hair with highlights, dark brown eyes and for an Asian bloke, yes I was gifted an 8 inch rod in my hand when wholly erect.
Her name was Mrs Brown, she was talking about Shakespeare or something but I couldn’t care less. The only thing I thought about was bending her over and fucking the crap out of her.
She dropped her pen she was holding and bent over to get it. Of course, this really caught my eye and I did nothing but looked and stared at her nice round firm arse. Some cheeky bastard saw my gaze and sniggered; Mrs Brown looked around and caught me totally off guard and told me to meet after school.
Knowing full well that I was caught and might get expelled out of school and such, I walked in and quickly before she got to say anything, spilled my guts owning up to her that it was a big mistake and that it was my teenage hormones acting up.
I was sweating like hell and then all of a sudden she got up. Without saying a thing or two, she walked over and closed the door. I really thought she was going to give me a real go but instead she look at me in the eye before grabbing my head and kissing me. For sure, I was speechless but it was what I had always wanted so I just kissed back forcefully.
She then unbuttoned her sexy shirt and pushed me in her chair. I said “What are you doing? We shouldn’t really be doing this”. Shhhhh, the special class has now begun, she cooed.
Her boobs were now in my face while taking off my shirt. Undoing my trousers and pulling them down, she gradually got out of her short skirt, and dropped her black panties. She took my dick in her right hand and wanked it to get it semi hard. She then undid her bra and placed my knob between her tits. Honestly, it felt so good she moved her upper body up and down my cock. I simply exploded all over her.
My limp cock now flipped out of her breasts and she just took it into her gaping mouth and deep throated it all the way the very first time down. Without a doubt, it felt bloody amazing. Her hot tongue swivelled around my dickhead. Now so rock hard I just blew stream and stream into her mouth.
To be continued ….. please comment. Thanks
Asian Girls
Let’s be honest here, Asian girls are lovely and sexy creatures. I won’t be at all surprised if you’ve held a secret desire to go out with Asian girls or even if you’ve still got such a desire. Unless you’re an Asian, you probably don’t know too much about Asia and would find its girls even more alluring because their ways seem rather distinct from white, black girls etc.
Are you one of those many guys who have tried, and tried hard to date an Asian girl but can’t quite seem to get past the first date? Well, I’ve got a couple of tips that would certainly help you!
Firstly, you should never try to date an Asian lady. What I mean is don’t try the boring traditional moves. A film, dinner, a goodnight kiss and the no more calls or text from her. This is exactly everyone else is doing and surprise, surprise it comes with excessive pressure, awkwardness and expectations. This is what all the previous guys have been doing with her. You should try something easier, nicer, cheaper and less conventional.
Next, as Asian girls get an awful lot of admirers, you’ve got to be different to leave an impression. You should know that most of them would want to give you relatively little test just to see how firm you can be. So do not give in to every single one of her whim. At times you can playfully yet firmly resist or even refuse her. This is an absolute turn on for Asian girls, a man who takes charge – but please don’t overdo it.
Also, an Asian girl tends to rate you more if she discovers that you’re also admired by other Asian girls. So try and spend a bit of time with others too. Just widen out and let them know that you’re trying to decide and have plenty of admirers. Trust me on this and you’d be surprised with the results.
Honesty is also a top quality highly regarded in the Asian culture. A man of honour neither lies nor abandons his responsibility. If you really want to impres an Asian girl, you’ve got to prove to her you can be the ultimate man of honour.
Well, I reckon you’re now better armed than before to tackle the next Asian lady that comes along. If properly followed, these tips would certainly leave you smiling each time
